GREAT DISHES

Things I crave late at night after having sex and hitting the dabs.
  1. GYROS
    Always my #1 bitch. Extra tzaziki, onions, and tomatoes please.
  2. Lasagne
    I make the best homemade. Stouffer's doesn't compare.
  3. Eggplant Parmesana
    FUCK. YEAH.
  4. Indian Tacos
    As in NDN like those people that continue to "live in teepees and hunt buffalo". Yeah we still exist and we eat good too.
  5. Pad Thai
    Spicy with extra lime, por favor.
  6. Tamales
    Since I used Spanish ^^ I shall segue into the all glorious tamale; preferably chicken or pork. These are soooo painstakingly long to make but gone in minutes. Go figure.
  7. French Toast
    My favorite breakfast besides the following. Love to dip the bacon in syrup.
  8. Eggs Benedict
    Not with powder hollandaise please but prefer the "from scratch" method.
  9. Beef Stew
    Normally I hook up a rue and slow simmer the shit outta the meat and veggies. Best eaten with a raw onion on side and cornbread or frybread.
  10. Guacamole
    I make an awesome from scratch recipe which involves a lot garlicky sensations.
  11. Sushi
    Extra wasabi and ginger, please. Anything with that spicy orange sauce, too.
  12. Ramen noodles
    Yes the $.99 ones that are super unhealthy or the bowls of noodles. Add an egg and some frozen veggies and you're golden.
  13. Fettuccini Alfredo
    With chicken. YUM.
  14. Caprese Salad
    So good and healthy.
  15. Granola with plain yogurt
    If this doesn't make me a hippie, I don't know what to say, but I'm not a hippie.