HIT IT? OR QUIT IT? A LIST IN 4/5 CHAPTERS.

Chapters being small short lists. Okay I'll change the title later.
  1. Are they your boyfriend/girlfriend?
    If the answer to this question is yes, then it depends on how many hours since your last sha-bang. If this time frame exceeds 3 hours, then, yes, resha-bang should be in progress.
  2. Are they FWB.
    "Friends With Benefits" are a sticky realm and I'd like to suggest smoothing out the cream cheese before jumping on that bagel.
  3. Are they hot, sexy, steaming with endorphins that basically call to the inner core of your evolutionary DNA, right down to the homosapien in your family tree?
    This is only to be understood by a fellow nerd, so if they get this jokish joke then by all means do them.
  4. Is it an ex of which your entire 6-year relationship was based on the roller coaster ride of a sex-crazed relationship?
    No. Yes. Maybe. Pick your poison here, because that's a long, sweet drank with a short, sour ending.
  5. Are you drunk?
    More importantly, are they drunk with you? You can't be ahead of each other in the game.