WHEN TO DECIDE ON WHETHER TO USE AN UMBRELLA OR NOT.

In Portland.
  1. 1.
    Is it a light rain?
    Nope, don't need one.
  2. 2.
    Is it a drizzle?
    Mah nizzle? Then no.
  3. 3.
    Is it raining hard?
    Nope. Not necessary.
  4. 4.
    Is it super pouring?
    No umbrella is needed, perhaps a newspaper will suffice.
  5. 5.
    Is it sleeting?
    Rarely happens, but you definitely don't want an umbrella here.
  6. 6.
    You don't need an umbrella ever.