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    A dog
    You mean sleep all day, play, be happy & fed without needing a full-time job? I was clearly wise beyond my years.
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    A teacher
    A total lie. But at least I knew better than the weird girl who blurted out "Princess."
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    A singer
    My first single: "Everything's Green In the Bathroom." I know, right? We could have gone platinum.
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