Things That Are Wrong With This Picture

Adult male spotted at a campus Starbucks in Northern CA, so much wrong!
  1. First, the upper half...
  2. That hat. It has a FEATHER in it.
  3. The goatee.
  4. The tiny glasses.
  5. The weird prison tats.
  6. Now the bottom half...
  8. Cowboy boots.
  9. In conclusion: GTFO the campus Starbucks.