1. Pam Beesly
    AKA who I want to be in life. She's funny and sarcastic and real, and also so sweet. And can we talk about the coal walk scene? I want to have that kind of cathartic moment in my life.
  2. Kitty from Pride and Prejudice
    Watches everyone around her get nice things in life. Is also a pain in the ass. Story of my frickin life.
  3. Jerry/Gary/Terry/Larry Gergich
    No one really likes him. Or do they? I've never been sure. Sounds just like me.
  4. Neville Longbottom
    Forgets things. Gets picked on. I'm still waiting for my sword of gryffindor moment.
  5. The first person to die in any horror movie
    Partly because I know that in any of those wacky situations, I would be the first to go. Partly because they're usually stupid, and I am definitely stupid.