1. I have a good idea, I can totally churn this out!
  2. Aarg - words are dumb
  3. Words are thought if I'm having a hard time with words I must not have good thoughts
  4. I really need to do the dishes
  5. I should part my hair on the other side
  6. Me writing this is an epic injustice let me bitch about it to you
  7. Mmmmm whuskey
  8. Let's just write this, nobody will ever read it do it doesn't matter if it's terrible
  9. Good enough