God made boredom
  1. Found a jersey someone wants to buy from me
    I have no complaints with money and money has yet to complain about me
  2. Put music on my moms iPod
    ....she's a mother
  3. Made a one hitter
    I had some mary-j-wanna reefer left and I figure "why not"
  4. Nothing
    I fell into a worm hole between realities and as a result I never existed