WAYS APPLE OR GOOGLE COULD START A WAR
If you're Steve jobs or robot sensitive do t read
- •A Super Steve JobsApple releases its new technology iLive that can revive the dead and make them super humans. Steve Jobs realizes that the the apple company never got around to making actual apples and declared war on the world
- •Google gets a little boldGoogle sends a letter to Apple only reading "fuck you". Apple brings out the ibots and Google brings out whatever crap we know they're hiding.
- •Apple starts their sentences with "I"You might think this is a minor offense towards the laws of physics but if you think about it....it's unacceptable
- •Apple has Idris Elba clonesAnd Google gets mad because they don't have 2,000 unnecessary stock photos of Idris in their image search