WHAT I'M DOING IN THIS STARBUCKS INSTEAD OF READING FOR MY NEXT CLASS

Classic.
  1. Reading Lena Dunham's lists and wondering when my sassy attitude + SAT vocabulary will ever come into play too.
  2. Same goes for The Man Repeller. Although Leandra is a whole other animal of quick comebacks and reasonings that I don't think I'll ever be able to accomplish.
  3. Staring at the girl next to me and- excuse me, but the fact that she is eating candy corn out of a very small container... Why didn't I think of that...?
  4. Glancing up and seeing a growing line of college kids either frantically looking at their watches/iPhones to check the time
  5. Reading the same line over and over again in this damn textbook
  6. Planning to update my music library on my iPhone because the songs I currently have... It's just sad, people.
  7. Worrying that I will have nothing intelligent to add in discussion in my Business Structures in the Music Industry class. Of course, it's either not saying anything or flat out sleeping.
  8. Wondering if I should buy a MacBook Air in gold? Should I? Just use up my entire paycheck from last month in one selfish blow to look a little more tech-savvy?
  9. Should I box on Tuesday? At GOTHAM gym?
  10. I'm sorry, but I also do not own boxing gloves so when and where the hell am I supposed to find those?