1. Hire a landscaping company
    Static
    Too expensive, but the neighbor's yard sure looks nice.
  2. Riding lawnmower
    Static
    Too expensive, but would be fun.
  3. Possible low cost alternative
    Static
  4. Another alternative
    Static
  5. Pay a neighborhood kid to do it
    Static
    It may be less expensive to hire an actual landscaper than a reliable teenager.
  6. Have my kids do it
    Static
    We're a few summers away from that.
  7. Move to an apartment
    Static
    That's just trading one set of problems for another.
  8. Die of a heat exhaustion
    Giphy
    This seems to be the most feasible.