Lawn mowing tips

  1. Hire a landscaping company
    Too expensive, but the neighbor's yard sure looks nice.
  2. Riding lawnmower
    Too expensive, but would be fun.
  3. Possible low cost alternative
  4. Another alternative
  5. Pay a neighborhood kid to do it
    It may be less expensive to hire an actual landscaper than a reliable teenager.
  6. Have my kids do it
    We're a few summers away from that.
  7. Move to an apartment
    That's just trading one set of problems for another.
  8. Die of a heat exhaustion
    This seems to be the most feasible.