3 Guns I Keep on My Nightstand

  1. 1.
    Mayonnaise Gun
    Can't tell you how many times I wake up in the night and my biceps are screaming for some lukewarm mayonnaise. Gotta keep the protein flow consistent if you ever want to reach your fitness goals.
  2. 2.
    NyQuil Gun
    Not just for the taste but the napping power it provides. A man needs to stay on that Inception level of sleep one way or another. Ask Leo...he knows.
  3. 3.
    Tito's Vodka Gun
    A knockout punch gun just in case the NyQuil Gun runs out of ammo.