3 Guns I Keep on My Nightstand
- 1.Mayonnaise GunCan't tell you how many times I wake up in the night and my biceps are screaming for some lukewarm mayonnaise. Gotta keep the protein flow consistent if you ever want to reach your fitness goals.
- 2.NyQuil GunNot just for the taste but the napping power it provides. A man needs to stay on that Inception level of sleep one way or another. Ask Leo...he knows.
- 3.Tito's Vodka GunA knockout punch gun just in case the NyQuil Gun runs out of ammo.