THINGS ON FACEBOOK I HAVE DONE WITHIN THE PAST TWO YEARS THAT I DEEPLY REGRET

These are the things I put on Facebook that I deeply regret, as J Cory Snearowski
  1. For 9 months I impersonated a glass of milk, known as J Milk. It caused a couple people to unfriend me, and a group of girls from my high school asked my friend privately if I was okay.
  2. For 6 months I obnoxiously kept posting Harry Potter quiz results, all being Harry Potter
  3. Recently in celebration of the Supreme Court decision for marriage equality, I changed my name to J Pride. After 5 minutes of the stupid pun I got tired and tried to change it back. Facebook says I can't change it for 60 days, so for the next 60 days my name will be J Pride on Facebook
  4. I'm so unhappy