SMALL TALK TOPICS THAT NEED TO DIE
- •Your dream last nightOh was I in it? Was it crazy? Was there some sort of suspended reality? Fascinating, but a fragment of your imagination. Next.
- •Your workoutHot boot camp power vinyasa toning twerk cycle is fun, but have you tried the aerial version?
- •The weatherScience rules!
- •Not dressing for the weatherSee above
- •The monthCan you believe it? Every 31 days there's a new one!
- •How busy you areIt's been crazy, but good! Busy is good!
- •Drunk antics that I didn't witnessWould I love your friend? They sound awesome.
- •Babies in your lifeUnless I know this child's maker, chances are I don't care about their progress developing as a human.
- •Your roommate's ineptitudeDefinitely leave a Post-it for her, 100%.