Things I Should Do Now That I Am Single

Currently going through a v rough break up as an early 20 something. Send help and Oreos.
  1. Oil pull
    I will be waking up in my own home every morning instead of in someone else's so I can develop the stellar morning routine of my dreams
  2. Wear my funny t shirts
    He didn't think they were appropriate
  3. Wear black nail polish again
    14 year old me would have been livid that I let a boy convince me to don less black
  4. Post more provocative photos on the Internet
    I mean...I did this anyways when I was angry with him
  5. Take weekend trips with girlfriends
    We traveled a lot together and now all those places are tainted so I have to go back with new people. Any excuse for a road trip.