Things People Claim to Have Read
I'm looking at you, everyone on the New Yorker writing staff
- •Infinite Jest
- •Steve jobs biography
- •That essay in the Atlantic about reparationsThink that guy just won a genius grant
- •The great gatsbyFace it, you read the spark notes in 10th grade English
- •Fight club
- •Game of thrones seriesThink it's called something like "singing about hot Cheetos and ice cream"
- •The constitution
- •The bill of rights
- •Today's New York TimesI saw you reading the skimm on the subway
- •The unbearable lightness of being
- •Nutrition facts
- •Terms and conditionsPlease check "I agree to continue"