THINGS I WON'T DO TODAY BECAUSE I CAN'T GET OFF THE COUCH

It's been a long week and this is the firsts day I've had to relax.
  1. Box clothes to donate
  2. Catch my husband having an affair
  3. Take clothes to shelter
  4. Clean dog beds
  5. Take my mom to chemo
  6. Take furniture covers to laundry mat (too dirty for my own machines)
  7. Deep clean playroom carpet
  8. Visit my kids at cps
  9. Put out that fire on the stove
  10. Get a glass instead of drinking out of the bottle
  11. Report the murder I witnessed
  12. See a doctor and get rid of it