EMBARRASSING SELFIES

I never back down from a chance to humiliate myself utterly.
  1. Oh.
    My Railcard application photo. Marvelous. I think my top is choking me.
  2. No.
    Perpetually sweaty during the summer but LOOK HOW HILARIOUS THIS IS.
  3. Ew.
    The boys drove Lightning McQueen over my hair and I got a free haircut.
  4. Stop.
    So much sweat. But my small group girl had just told me God called her to Hillsong College in Australia so WHATEVS.
  5. YAS QUEEN.
    We had just read an article called "7 Ways to Discipline Your Wife" (biblicalgenderroles.com) and it made us angry so we posed with power tools while literally building the church. It seemed like a good idea at the time.