THE LEFTOVERS FROM TODAY'S CATERED LUNCH, RANKED

  1. 1.
    Cookies
    Not as sugary as they appear, and buttery, which means they weren't cheap. Nice.
  2. 2.
    Pickles
    There are two kinds, neither of which are recognizable to me, and they're separated by a mountain of sauerkraut. Nice.
  3. 3.
    Salad
    I didn't try any but it looks good. I like stuff with black olives in it, even though I always pick out and eat them separately. Nice.
  4. 4.
    Utensils
    Wow, this was a generous helping of eating utensils. It's like anybody can have some of this food. Nice.
  5. 5.
    Pastrami?
    I think these are pastrami sandwiches. As much as I love meats, I'm kind of bad at telling them apart? I'm not racist or anything. The meat was dry and had weird seasonings. Nice.