UN-FUN RESPONSES TO "WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN?"

  1. "Holding it together."
  2. "Involuntarily resurrected and trying to get my old life back."
  3. "A new me."
  4. "..." (Deaf)
  5. "Interested in small talk."
  6. "A baby, but an old one."
  7. "An extra from the movie Office Space."