Reasons I Love My Belly Button

  1. 1.
    It's down for whatever.
  2. 2.
    It agrees with me whenever I ask it life's tough questions.
  3. 3.
    It gets me out of trouble and sometimes into nice situations.
  4. 4.
    It never talks back to me, altho sometimes I wish it could response. I bet it would have a husky British accent even tho I'm a 22 year old white girl.
  5. 5.
    It's always up for Netflix and chill, and sometimes it can even deicde on a better movie or episode to watch.
  6. 6.
    It keeps my secrets and also loose change.