1. It's down for whatever.
  2. It agrees with me whenever I ask it life's tough questions.
  3. It gets me out of trouble and sometimes into nice situations.
  4. It never talks back to me, altho sometimes I wish it could response. I bet it would have a husky British accent even tho I'm a 22 year old white girl.
  5. It's always up for Netflix and chill, and sometimes it can even deicde on a better movie or episode to watch.
  6. It keeps my secrets and also loose change.