Reasons I Love My Belly Button
- •It's down for whatever.
- •It agrees with me whenever I ask it life's tough questions.
- •It gets me out of trouble and sometimes into nice situations.
- •It never talks back to me, altho sometimes I wish it could response. I bet it would have a husky British accent even tho I'm a 22 year old white girl.
- •It's always up for Netflix and chill, and sometimes it can even deicde on a better movie or episode to watch.
- •It keeps my secrets and also loose change.