THINGS MY FRIENDS NEW BOY ROOMMATE HAS FUCKED UP

Not even my story to tell I'm here like 2 days a week but I'm so baffled.
  1. He used her towel. Like her showering towel.
  2. He used my sisters toothbrush (this might have been his friend but I will blame him)
  3. He said he "is not attracted to overweight women" and basically tries to change the women he's dating
  4. He used my hair shit. My expensive hair shit. My favorite hair shit.
  5. Got drunk and left his keys in the door of the apartment with the door wide open. Dangerous.