Ideal Celebrity Encounters.

Inspired by @roaringsoftly. This is gold.
  1. β€’
    I meet Bradley Whitford in an elevator.
    We go to coffee.
  2. β€’
    Jimmy Fallon gives me a walking tour of New York City.
    With a continual running monologue.
  3. β€’
    I get ice cream with @mindy.
    She gives me all the best celebrity gossip.
  4. β€’
    Steve Carell helps me choose books in a bookstore.
    Yes, just like in Dan in Real Life.
  5. β€’
    I go shopping with Audrey Hepburn in Paris.
    πŸ‘‘
  6. β€’
    I get lunch with Allison Janney.
    And I am star-struck by her 7 Emmy winning self.
  7. β€’
    I meet Patrick Dempsey on a ferry.
    We proceed to chat for the entirety of the trip.
  8. β€’
    Aubrey Plaza & I prank the rest of Parks & Rec's cast.
    😈
  9. β€’
    I meet Justin Timberlake.
    Anywhere. Anytime. Anyway. He takes a photo with me, so I have proof.