Things I Just Witnessed at Target.

Tis the season...
  1. A kid hitting an employee with a roll of wrapping paper.
    That is not a weapon.
  2. A kid laying flat on his back in the floor screaming.
    Laying. On. The. Floor.
  3. The same kid being dragged out of the store by his mother.
  4. The slowest walking shoppers ever.
  5. Echoes of the screams of the kid who was being forcibly removed from the store.
    Echoing throughout target.
  6. The other slowest walking shoppers ever with two carts full of kids taking up the whole aisle.
    Why do you have two carts full of kids?
  7. My chances of ever wanting kids getting slimmer.
    This was a traumatic target trip.