SONGS CURRENTLY ON POP RADIO THAT MAKE ME WANT TO GO FULL DURST AND TOSS A TORSO IN THE RIVER

  1. "I Don't Mind" by Usher
  2. "Shake It Off" by Taylor Swift
  3. "Rude" by whoever the fuck that poser Jamaican guy is
  4. "Take Me to Church" by Hozier
  5. "Sugar" by Maroon 5