SONGS ON POP RADIO RIGHT NOW THAT I LOVE FOR BETTER OR WORSE

  1. "Uptown Funk" by Bruno Mars + Mark Ronson*
    *Must be intoxicated
  2. "The Heart Wants What It Wants" by Selena Gomez*
    *Despite my elation that she left Biebs for Zedd. You go, girl.
  3. "I'm in Love with the Coco" by OG Genesis
    IF YOU SNITCHIN I GO LOCO
  4. "Truffle Butter" by Drake, Nicki, Wayne*
    *I just hate the part where Wayne asks to put one leg on the toilet.
  5. "Love Me Harder" by Ariana Grande + The Weeknd*
    *Only when I change the words to "fuck me harder" bc I'm 12