THINGS I WOULD RATHER BE DOING RIGHT NOW

  1. Rolling around in a pile of puppies (assorted breeds)
  2. "Sitting" on Michael B Jordan's "lap"
  3. Using the Men in Black mind eraser technology to erase my memory of The Jinx, then re watching it
  4. Smoking a blunt with Riri
  5. Receiving a check for $600,000
  6. Napping