THINGS TO DO IN PUNTA MITA (A CASE SISTER COMPREHENSIVE LIST)
- •Flee a ghost town scam rape hotel without being scammed OR raped.**V important to not enter this scenario unless you're as clever as us but you prob aren't.
- •Watch 2 entire seasons of Southern Charm**This can actually can and should be done anywhere but pairs best with a Four Seasons bed.
- •Make friends with a wavy old morphine addict at the pool the first day then spend the rest of your trip avoiding her.
- •Incorporate guacamole into every meal. Be creative!
- •Complain about the fact that your masseuse shaved his arms and was rubbing you with his stubble. Receive 15% off!
- •Call front desk on a minimum of 2 separate occasions and frantically request that they come kill large bugs and/or spiders for you.**Best if this takes place after midnight. Note that this usually takes what is actually 5 minutes but feels like 30.
- •Don't worry about having TMT* and leaving the pool without remembering to close your tab. They WILL chase you down.*Too Much Tequila