Assumptions That Probably Won't Make an Ass Out of You and Me

Sometimes it's ok to assume
  1. It's ok to assume that guy in your yoga class with the man-bun is going to hit on the yoga teacher, b/c trust me, he probably will
  2. It's ok to assume that guy in the giant pick up truck is going catcall you while your on your run b/c he probably is - prepare yourself however you see fit - my preferred response --->
  3. It's also safe to assume that the same guy as above is really into rolling coal
  4. It's safe to assume if Benedict Cumberbatch is in a movie/tv show his character will somehow turn into a tortured genius even if it wasn't written that way
  5. It's ok to assume that if somebody is Canadian that they are great - b/c they probably are
  6. It's ok to assume that if somebody is from Delaware they are lying - b/c Delaware probably isn't really a state
  7. It's safe to assume I will live to be 150 years old, b/c a doctor told me I could once!
  8. It's ok to assume a book with Fabio on the cover isn't great literature b/c sometimes you can judge a book by its cover
  9. It's safe to assume you are being followed, b/c I'm probably following you