1. Up until recently there was never any question about the spelling of my name
  2. But the Kardashians happened and now everybody's like
  3. "Is that with a C or a K?"
  4. And I'm way to sassy when I say 'it's with a C'
  5. Also I'm almost 30 - if I was younger it might be with a K
  6. But in my youth this was the Courtney everybody was taking about
  7. Skipper's best friend!!!
  8. And she spelled her name with a C and had green eyes just like me!
  9. Yeah, my ass is my best feature so I can relate to the Kardashians, but...
  10. It's still Courtney with a C