1. I start strong!
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    I'm dressed well, I showered, and I correctly pronounce my own name. Maybe I crack a crack joke. Laughter ensues.
  2. Then they ask me the first question... What makes you qualified for this job?
  3. "This job ain't that hord!"
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  4. Is that your answer?
  5. ...
  6. At this point I'm sweating a lot, and can no longer make eye contact...
  7. "Pffffffttttt"
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  8. There is a lot more to this job than...
  9. "It's a jorb"
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  10. Alright, well thank you so much for your time
  11. "It's Courtney, 2016!"
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  12. Alright, we'll need to ask you to leave now
  13. ...
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  14. Wants to cry. Still leaves with the over confidence of a mediocre white man
  15. 'Courtney out'
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