1. My mom
  2. Super old ladies - preferably from the south
  3. Maybe my BF
  4. Not the stranger behind the counter
  5. Not some dude on the bus
  6. Nor the bartender
  7. Nor anyone I don't know
  8. Nor most people I do know
  9. If my dog could speak, maybe, jury is still out on that one
  10. Same goes for darling
  11. Also, Harrison Ford - he can call me anything he wants