1. Vitamixes are everything!
  2. But they also cost all of the money!
  3. A friend of a friend bought one on a payment plan
  4. My mind was blown!!
  5. My blender SUCKS!
  6. I like things that can more or less clean themselves
  7. And maybe I'll finally fit in with all my fellow yoga teacher friends
    I mean, I'll never like Michael Franti, so this might be all I have?
  8. Wait, can you buy Paro on a payment plan??
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  9. Fuck the vitamix!
  10. Vitamixes are nothing!
  11. Paro is everything!
  12. I love you Paro!