Things I Regret About My First Three Weeks of Work
- •Not even trying to convince people that I think I was Hitler's wife in a previous life
- •That I haven't worn a tie yet
- •Or an ascot
- •That I said 'I have a nut allergy' a little to loudly to the owner - it just felt so aggressive...
- •All of my jokes
- •Or none of my jokes
- •Not sure
- •I guess that's all I got... Right now...