Things I Regret About My First Three Weeks of Work

  1. Not even trying to convince people that I think I was Hitler's wife in a previous life
  2. That I haven't worn a tie yet
  3. Or an ascot
  4. That I said 'I have a nut allergy' a little to loudly to the owner - it just felt so aggressive...
  5. All of my jokes
  6. Or none of my jokes
  7. Not sure
  8. I guess that's all I got... Right now...