HELL WILL BE

Some combination of these things
  1. Eternally on the verge of sneezing
  2. Hangnails. Hangnails everywhere
  3. Constantly forgetting what you were about to say
  4. Daughtry and only Daughtry on the radio
  5. The smell of eggs
  6. Flavor-less tofu for all meals
  7. Furry teeth
    Like that feeling after you don't brush your teeth, but forever