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I do this so you don't have to. Or if you want to but aren't sure. Or if you're going to go regardless of this list. Just do u.
- •It's Tuesday night at 7pm. The line is long. There are at least 70 people ahead of me. I enter the queue.
- •Black velvet ropes herd us into a single file line. Nice touch, Kylie.
- •I count 5 babies in strollers. At least a dozen more toddlers await to obtain their lip kits.
- •I'm never having kids
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- •One of my favorite Parks quotes courtesy of April Ludgate-Dwyer
- •I have never not loled at this photo
- •I want to get this tattoo with my siblings but they keep saying no for some reason?
THIS LIST IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I AM A TRUE GODDAMN X-PHILE
- •IT'S THE X-FILES
- •IT WAS GONE FOR 14 YEARS
- •NOW IT'S BACK
I'm 21 going on 65
- •Why is everything sticky
- •Why are there so many people
- •These drinks are too much money