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I do this so you don't have to. Or if you want to but aren't sure. Or if you're going to go regardless of this list. Just do u.
  1. It's Tuesday night at 7pm. The line is long. There are at least 70 people ahead of me. I enter the queue.
  2. Black velvet ropes herd us into a single file line. Nice touch, Kylie.
  3. I count 5 babies in strollers. At least a dozen more toddlers await to obtain their lip kits.
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  1. One of my favorite Parks quotes courtesy of April Ludgate-Dwyer
  2. I have never not loled at this photo
  3. I want to get this tattoo with my siblings but they keep saying no for some reason?
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THIS LIST IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I AM A TRUE GODDAMN X-PHILE
  1. IT'S THE X-FILES
  2. IT WAS GONE FOR 14 YEARS
  3. NOW IT'S BACK
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  1. Why is everything sticky
  2. Why are there so many people
  3. These drinks are too much money
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