THOUGHTS I'M HAVING RIGHT NOW AT THIS COLLEGE BAR

I'm 21 going on 65
  1. Why is everything sticky
  2. Why are there so many people
  3. These drinks are too much money
  4. My bed is a $5 uber away
  5. People should really be wearing jackets. It's pretty brisk out here
  6. Is fog necessary
  7. Why is everything remixed
  8. If I order a pizza now it will be at my apartment when I get there
  9. I'm ordering pizza now
  10. Why is the music so loud
  11. I'm leaving now