1. I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead.
    Don't stress about what might go wrong - go live your life bc it's very short.
  2. I've read dozens of books about heroes and crooks, and I've learned much from both of their styles.
    Always look at more than one viewpoint.
  3. Why don't we get drunk and screw?
    Well.....Why not?
  4. My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus
    Self explanatory.
  5. If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane
    It's important to laugh, especially at yourself.
  6. With a tin cup for a chalice, fill it up with good red wine
    Enjoy the simple things in life.
  7. Some people claim that there's a woman to blame but I know, it's my own damn fault
    Take responsibility for your actions.
  8. I gotta go where it's warm
    Life is too short to waste it in a miserable climate.
  9. With you, I could walk anywhere
    Find someone you'll be happy around no matter what.
  10. Yes I am a pirate
  11. Some of its magic, some of its tragic, but I had a good life all the way.
    In my dying hours, I hope I can say the same.