FICTIONAL CRUSHES I'VE HAD

in more or less chronological order
  1. Simba
    Full disclosure: if Simba were a human or I were an animated lion, I would totally hit that. Right now. Blame Disney, I'm not even sorry.
  2. Tom Sawyer
    I wanted to be Becky so badly, but also I hated Becky because she got to kiss Tom & I didn't.
  3. Edmund Pevensie
    I mean, the first time I read The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, I kind of hated him because he was such a dick to Lucy, but in the other books he was always so brave & kind & wise & thoughtful & good. My computer is named for him.
  4. Ron Weasley
    'Everyone expects me to do as well as the others, but if I do, it's no big deal because they did it first.' It was love at (almost) first sentence.
  5. Han Solo
    I'm forever bitter I was born too late to have sex with young Harrison Ford.
  6. Faramir
    book!Faramir (though I also quite like film!Faramir - but they're not the same character). He's not tempted by power or jealous of other people's success. He's everything a man should be & far too few men actually are.
  7. Sirius Black
    I never claimed to not be a walking cliché.
  8. Spock
    Leonard Nimoy's TOS Spock. Logical, sarcastic, & always about 3000% done - that's MY kind of sexy! (of course, I know he'd never leave Kirk, but a girl can dream)
  9. Tyrion Lannister
    Love of my life, honestly. I don't feel like I should have to elaborate on why. Who wouldn't want him?? (I should add that I've only seen the show, haven't read the books.)
  10. Daenerys Targaryen
    My khaleesi, my queen, my everything. There is nothing on this earth I would fight for with as much conviction as I would fight for Daenerys Targaryen.