I LOVE YOU, JKR, BUT WE NEED TO TALK

  1. I'm sorry, Jo, but that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard!
  2. Are you writing a book or trying to rescue someone from the Underworld????
  3. You're the author! You don't need to make some kind of "deal" to keep a character alive! JUST KEEP THE CHARACTER ALIVE.
  4. & while we're at it, why do you even feel the need to make some dumbass excuse for something that makes COMPLETE NARRATIVE SENSE.
  5. Lupin SHOULD have died! Narratively, that generation - Sirius, Pettigrew, Snape, & Lupin - needed to die to put the First War to rest. That was really the only way they could ever find peace, & thus let those around them find peace.
  6. You know whose death DIDN'T make narrative sense?
  7. TONKS!
  8. That was totally unnecessary! Apologize for HER!
    It's cool, I'll wait.
  9. But don't act like you had no control over who lived & died in a story YOU wrote!
  10. I still love you, but no. Apology not accepted.