IF HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL WASN'T A DISNEY CHANNEL MOVIE...
In honor of the 10th anniversary of HSM
- •All the main kids would probably be white tbqh
- •It wouldn't have taken two freaking movies for Troy & Gabriella to kiss!
- •There would probably be more making out in general
- •Ryan would be explicitly gay
- •But Ryan/Chad would still only be subtextAlthough wearing each other's clothes after the gayest baseball game/dance-off in the history of cinema BARELY qualifies as "subtext"
- •Zeke's baking subplot would either be way bigger or nonexistent
- •Martha would not be a secondary character unless she was played by a more conventionally attractive actressThese films are actually pretty inclusive, which is awesome
- •Zac Efron would still be the one to most successfully transition to mainstream films
- •It probably wouldn't have been so crazily successful/popular
- •Which means - the real tragedy - Teen Beach Movie wouldn't exist& Teen Beach Movie is the greatest Disney Channel Movie of all time! OF ALL TIME!