NAMES OF MY SINGLES IF I WERE A RECORDING ARTIST
all lyrics are incipient & subject to change
- •Asshole Dads & Shitty Boyfriends'Douchebags don't define me / but they're still not off the hook'
- •Lose A Pair (Be A Woman About It)'Men are so whiny / Shut the fuck up!'
- •I Didn't Ask For Your Opinion, Dude'Stop mansplaining / I'm done feigning / interest in your unsolicited advice'
- •I'm Not Your Fucking Sweetheart'I'm only saying "have a nice day" / because otherwise I won't get paid / I "accidentally" made your latte decaf though / burn in hell, you condescending asshole'
- •I Want To Go To Lesbos (The Mythical One)'All women all the time? / Sounds pretty fucking good to me'
- •My Grandma Was The Greatest Human Being To Ever Walk This Planet'Yes she was / No I don't care how great you think yours was / This isn't up for debate'