REALLY IMPORTANT THINGS I NEED TO START ASKING ON A FIRST DATE

Inspired by @ladyboss
  1. Toilet paper: over or under?
  2. Do you like to sightsee on vacation or just chill in the hotel?
  3. Do you wash your dishes immediately or do you just leave them in the sink for a million years like a barbarian?
    Soaking for a few hours to let tough gunk soften is acceptable.
  4. Are you one of those people who somehow doesn't know you have to take your shoes off at the airport?
  5. Would you consider changing your last name if you ever married?
    If not, why do you expect women to do it?
  6. If you never have a son, are you going to feel like less of a man?
  7. Do you want to name your first son after yourself?
    Actual deal breaker
  8. Do you have all your phone conversations on speaker, & if so, why do you hate the rest of humanity?
    Presumably won't be an issue unless I decide to date a baby boomer
  9. Would you blow half a year's salary on an engagement ring and/or wedding, or would you save that for a down payment on a house like a sane person?
  10. Do you like to cook?
    If no, we are gonna be two hungry people, so bye!