THINGS MY MOM SAID TODAY THAT REMINDED ME WHY SHE'S ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS
- •'I decided to watch it because it was something with Simon [Cowell].'
- •'Uprooting your life because you got dumped the day before your birthday isn't sad, it's dumb.'
- •'Basically you should try to marry the next Gordon Ramsay.'Believe me, I'm trying!