6 NEW THINGS WE MADE YOU FOR 'BACK TO THE FUTURE DAY'

Great Scott! Look what's under your flux capacitor tree...
  1. 1.
    A new After Hours!
    In which we realize Marty McFly destroyed music, and Doc Brown committed even more unspeakable crimes: http://goo.gl/sYjRVU
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    Tips on eras to avoid!
    Don’t take your DeLorean to the eye-gouging antebellum South, the fake-cop-molestation land that was London, or any period when hospitals were basically frat houses: http://goo.gl/ItWwcK
  3. 3.
    Time travel health advice!
    Other than the mass-based time travel THAT ALREADY HAPPENS TO YOU, actually throwing yourself through time and space would wreck your body and mind: http://goo.gl/9IxGCj
  4. 4.
    Why time travel sucks for women!
    Imagine the reasons this era sucks for women, multiplied exponentially and horribly: http://goo.gl/7uyYiS
  5. 5.
    'BTTF' merch that should not be!
    Thanks a lot, The '80s: http://goo.gl/9rHCeP
  6. 6.
    Creepy details about the movies you never noticed!
    We might've watched them a little obsessively: http://goo.gl/LO7iKp