ANIMALS YOU WON'T BELIEVE AREN'T PHOTOSHOPPED

Nature, like every worker, gets bored around mid-shift. The coffee wears off, she's got lunch sitting in her gut like a rock, the fluorescent lights are buzzing -- her productivity drops. She knows she's not going to be terribly effective anyway, so she starts dicking around and comes up with stuff like this: http://goo.gl/uh7CDJ
  1. The Lumpsucker
    Behold: the ugliest fish in the world.
  2. The Honorable Chicken
    That's the result of selective breeding dating back to the 1600s. The tail feathers don't molt, so they just keep growing for the rooster's entire life.
  3. The Rosy Maple Moth
    WHAT KIND OF POKEMON ARE YOU
  4. The Firefly Squid
    It's full of special light-producing organs called photophores that make it look like the ocean is being haunted by an army of squid ghosts that can never know the comfort of the grave.
  5. The Barbados Thread Snake
    It's theorized that this is not only the smallest snake in the world, but also the smallest possible snake. If a snake got any smaller, it wouldn't be able to feed or reproduce.