DRUNK TEXTS FROM VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS

Even video game characters leave a drunken text or two: http://goo.gl/EQBY2y
  1. Guard
    (All video games ever)
  2. Luigi
    (Super Mario)
  3. Professor Oak
    (Pokemon)
  4. Ms. Pacman
    (Pacman)
  5. Scorpion
    Mortal Kombat
  6. Deckard Cain
    (Diablo)
  7. Dr. Kleiner
    (Half-Life)
  8. Johnny Cage
    (Mortal Kombat)
  9. Sam Fisher
    (Splinter Cell)
  10. Booker Dewitt
    (BioShock)
  11. Ken Masters
    (Street Fighter)
  12. Hudson
    (Call of Duty: Black Ops)