The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/26)

No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so). http://goo.gl/6Hruam
  1. Shot To Death
  2. Rape Case Solved By Fitbit
  3. Government Employees Charged
  4. Utah Porn
  5. Curt Schilling Fired
  6. Prince
  7. China