The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/17)

The news media is primarily a delivery system for anxiety and impotent rage. No reasonable person can keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so). (Click for all 14)
  1. George Zimmerman
  2. Airport Wait
  3. Domino's Delivery Driver
  4. Plant Explosion
  5. Raccoon
  6. Judge Resigns
  7. Police Department