The Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/3)

The news reads like an encyclopedia of worst-case scenarios so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so). (click for full)
  1. Target
  2. The Punisher
  3. Weasel
  4. Bill Cosby
  5. Comcast
  6. Marvel Studios
  7. Bus Driver